i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS
I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water
People who guested on Sesame Street or The Muppet Show often mentioned this phenomenon in interviews.
I’m reminded of a possibly apocryphal story where a talk show was doing a Kermit the Frog guest spot, and the sound technicians couldn’t figure out why the audio pickup was so terrible - until they realised that they’d unthinkingly attached the wireless mic to the puppet rather than the voice actor.
This made my heart stronger.
i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.
my dream man is out there in Nevada

i too have been blessed by their presence
Behold, he walks amongst us
One time I kissed my girlfriend while we were out and a little girl looked at us with such amazement like
“That’s an option?!?!”
If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????
And the sobbing is what KILLS me




